April 24th, 2022 – BabylonBee.com
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U.S.—Progressives have announced that men can, in fact, get pregnant, opening the door for men to have opinions on abortion as well. Across the country, men for the first time ever are now experiencing what it’s like to be able to form their own thoughts on abortion.
“Women used to tell me ‘I’ll listen to your opinion on abortion when you can actually have a baby’ well do I have news for them!” said Neil Hitchens, pro-life activist. “Now that men can get pregnant and my opinion is suddenly credible, I can finally debate people who believe murdering the unborn is okay.”